1. 9 months ago 

   I have the best brother and the best beau

   Mama: Yesterday was his 1st day as a latch key kid & he forgot to call Mom. When I got there he was chillin in the basement in his underwear watching tv.

   Me: lol. He has clearly learned the first lesson of being awesome: remove pants whenever feasible.

   Mama: He HATES wearing pants.. He would go to school in just his undies if they would let him

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   Me: You do know that in my head, you are the IT guy who could fix anything, right? And that I am currently fantasizing about you fixing my Outlook and Impromptu.

   Adam: I don't even know what impromptu is

   Me: doesn't matter. In my head I'm trading sexual favors to you to fix it.

   Adam: I can figure out what Impromptu is

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