1. 6 months ago 
    Damon: Anal can take care of that. 12:11 PM
    Me: can take care of the butterflies in my stomach? 12:15 PM
    Damon: It will definitely take your mind off your stomach! 12:16 PM
    Me: I don't think [he] is down for sticking it in my butt 12:17 PM
    Damon: No you peg him! 12:18 PM
    Me: I definitely don't want to go anywhere near his butt. He has digestive issues. 12:19 PM
    Damon: Lol! I wish I knew how to capture my screen for this conversation. 12:21 PM
    Me: home and shoulder button at the same time 12:21 PM
    Me: wait... why the fuck did I just tell you that? You're going to capture this conversation now, aren't you? 12:22 PM
    Damon: No. 12:22 PM
    Damon: But it is nice to know. 12:22 PM
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