1. 10 months ago 

    Oh the blasphemy

    Me: There's one for the shrink, every time I go into church of any sort I get the strong urge to cry.
    Damon: That's just Jesus kicking you in the face. It happens to everyone at church.
    Me: His toes are dirty :(
    Damon: No they aren't he has bitches to clean his feet!!
    Me: With their nasty unshampooed hair!
    Damon: No with oil and water n shit. The only privilege of being the savior was bitches cleaning his feets!

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